REALITY SHOWS WE'D LIKE TO SEE

Survivor: Suburbia!
Two teams of Fortune 500 executives (male only) set up camp in a home deep in the outer-sub-division with only one small car! Stranded without TV, microwave, dishwasher or paid help of any kind, they must use their wits to survive one whole month alone with two children under five!

Car Seat Capers!
Revel as eix car seat company executives wrestle to get their products into a variety of older model, non SUV or mini-van cars. Can they get a $200 car seat into a two-door hatchback with bucket seats? Is it strapped in right according to this week's industry standards? We'll never tell.

Yu-GiOH Apprentice.
Four MBAs. Four eight-year-old boys. Who'll make the most clever trades? The results might surprise you. (Or not, if you have an eight-year-old).

The Brain Game
Watch state and federal politicians teach two public school kindergarten classes a day for one year! Wacky hi-jinks ensue when funding for class size reduction is cut and TEN additional five-year-olds flood the classroom. Mid-year budget cuts? Whoops! Now what? (Sponsored by Office Depot)

Vanilla Chef!
Watch as a panel of professional chefs work to create three meals day for a group of three and four-year-olds using only white bread, peanut butter and strawberries.

Who's Hot?
Who do you want to be when you grow up? Three-year-old-boys and girls obsess over a bevy of attractive candidates, including Batman, the yellow Power Ranger, a princess ballerina and Minnie Mouse.

Fear Factor
Set in scenic Berkeley, California, Navy Seals go head to head with local women and submit to home childbirths with no pain killers stronger than black cohosh. Challengers up the ante when its time to cook and eat the placenta for extra protein! Can they handle it? Can you? Includes traditional recipes.

Mommy Eye for the Straight Guy
Our team of moms descend on a bachelor pad and show the guys how to get up on time, find matching socks and eat a nutritious breakfast.