Mommy Yoga
Admit it: at the end of the day, motherhood is just one extended level III yoga pose.
Due out in October, 2005 from Ten Speed Press.


   

Planet Parenthood
Congratulations on the new baby. And welcome to my Planet. Binkies. Onesies. Cradle Cap. The poop list. This is your new world. You'll soon learn to love it, which is a good thing. Because parenthood is a condition from which you never recover. The first book to buy your newly-minted parent friends, who need a good laugh now more than anything.


    29 and Counting (A Chicks Guide to Turning 30)
Turning 30? Panicking? Don't. With the Chick's Guide under your arm you can list the reasons why your 30s will be your best decade ever. Men, career, your hair - you're finally cluing in to what it's all about. This best-selling humor book is the best salvo for worried late '20-something chicks everywhere.


    Attack of the Toddlers
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside again, your baby turns into a toddler. Now you get to experience Planet Parenthood, level II. Are you up for it? All you need is a leash, a pair of froggy rain boots and a lot of string cheese...
* Recently optioned by Mad Chance Productions

 

 

 

 

 
 
The Parking Gods of San Francisco
It's 1999 in San Francisco. There are owner-move-in eviction parties every weekend. There's a guy in the Mission who's fire-bombing SUVs. The dot.com craze has gone supernova. And there's absolutely nowhere to park.

Feature Scripts
OK. Nobody’s paying any attention to my scripts yet, but they will. I think. I hope. Stay tuned. Scripts in the works include...

Belly
The story of a Sacramento housewife who takes up belly dancing to spice up her marriage and ends up getting crowned Belly Dancer of the Year.

Joining the Tribe
San Diego beach shiksa is convinced she’s a Jew. Travels to New York to find her place in the tribe.

Bitflip
Three female journalists, one of them a luddite – quit their mainstream media jobs to start a webzine in San Francisco in 1996. A period piece! (Can’t you just hear the Squirrel Nut Zipper soundtrack?)

 

 

 

 


Contact me: Julie@julietilsner.com