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Mommy
Yoga
Admit it: at the end of the day, motherhood is just one extended
level III yoga pose.
Due out in October, 2005 from Ten Speed Press.
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Planet
Parenthood
Congratulations on the new baby. And welcome to my Planet.
Binkies. Onesies. Cradle Cap. The poop list. This is your
new world. You'll soon learn to love it, which is a good thing.
Because parenthood is a condition from which you never recover.
The first book to buy your newly-minted parent friends, who
need a good laugh now more than anything.
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29
and Counting (A Chicks Guide to Turning 30)
Turning 30? Panicking? Don't. With the Chick's Guide under your
arm you can list the reasons why your 30s will be your best
decade ever. Men, career, your hair - you're finally cluing
in to what it's all about. This best-selling humor book is the
best salvo for worried late '20-something chicks everywhere.
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Attack
of the Toddlers
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside again, your
baby turns
into a toddler. Now you get to experience Planet Parenthood,
level II. Are you up for it? All you need is a leash, a pair
of froggy rain boots and a lot of string cheese...
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The
Parking Gods of San Francisco
It's 1999 in San Francisco. There are owner-move-in
eviction parties every weekend. There's a guy in
the Mission who's fire-bombing SUVs. The dot.com
craze has gone supernova. And there's absolutely
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Feature
Scripts
OK.
Nobodys paying any attention to my scripts yet,
but they will. I think. I hope. Stay tuned. Scripts
in the works include...
Belly
The story of a Sacramento housewife who takes up belly
dancing to spice up her marriage and ends up getting
crowned Belly Dancer of the Year.
Joining
the Tribe
San Diego beach shiksa is convinced shes a Jew.
Travels to New York to find her place in the tribe.
Bitflip
Three female journalists, one of them a luddite
quit their mainstream media jobs to start a webzine
in San Francisco in 1996. A period piece! (Cant
you just hear the Squirrel Nut Zipper soundtrack?)
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